What if u were Lionel Messi? (Jokes)

Hi guys, have u ever imagined if u were Lionel messi?? Well, this was what I thought if i were Lionel Messi.

I'm running through the flanks of the field, three of the opponent players have been losing me. And then I kick the ball, to the centre, give my super assist. And there, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, awaits and with his header, scored a powerful effort. GOALLLLLLLLL!!!!!

And, then Ibra runs to me to celebrate his goal, and thanks me for my super assist. And then, he jumps!!!!! Whoa!!! I think he just like a "karung beras" 30 kgs that falls from the sky!!! Only three times bigger!! LOL....

Just like this, but three times bigger! LOL!